I quit smoking this month, but god damn it do I have the urge to buy a pack.
Today I broke down, took my crinkly 5 dollar bill, and started on a walk for the Village Market. Lo and behold, God gave me a sign saying, "If you buy those cigarettes, you will make a little girl cry."
THERE WAS A GIRL SCOUT COOKIE BOOTH right in front of the village market. The cookies cost $4 a box. With their awkward, toothy-yet-toothless little smiles and their corny-as-shit vests, these little girls stole my heart. "I was that bucktoothed little bitch behind a table once, too."
Needless to say, I am now the proud, nicotineless owner of a box of Do-Si-Dos.
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