dumb shit my creepy friend says to me #1

Today I noticed that 58% of my daily entertainment is derived from the stupid shit a certain boy constantly says to me. So I thinks to myself, "This shit is golden. I need to amass this somewhere on the internet and remember it always."

MEGA CREEPY THINGS SAID TO ME IN THE BEST WAY EVER:

1. "Y'know, California is the perfect state. There's the weather.....the skateboarding....the music scene.....you....."

2. "I smoked a joint in your honor today."
ME: "O rly?"
"I also smoked one for my dogs and one for my mom."
ME: "Oh. Cool. Why?"
"Cause lady, you've got a special place in my heart."

3. "I'm going to come to California and sleep in your bed."

4. "You're so mod. Like gnar mod. That's why I never talked to you, cause you had a shirt with a hot dog on it and that is mod as fuck."

5. so much more